← MAAKIES Scab Pie
Already did the yelling at a cow joke.
But wow, scab pie is gross.
That was a sheep, but the joke was too good not to use twice.
I don’t get the tender/yelled at it joke. Is tender a synonym for sensitive or upset in some dialects? It does not appear to be so in the online dictionaries.
Get a real dictionary.
Eyuck! Are we working from the filmstrip we once saw in tenth grade, the one in which the tribesmen of Africa “tap the vein?” As I recall they mixed it with the milk of the cow. Now that’s protein!
YES! But you’re the first person who’s remembered that. I thought I must have made it up, I can’t find it online and no one I’ve talked to has ever heard of it. I believe they also mixed cow pee in there.
TV’s Survivor, Season 3 (Africa, 2001), Episode 2 – the immunity challenge
I saw the cow’s blood mixed with milk too, on Spanish television. It’s colored like strawberry yoghurt. They all said it was delicious!
It’s a Masai thing. You wouldn’t understand…
Sorry, I keep seeing this comic, and just the mental image of a huge, thick slice of scab…
Note: It only took Drinky 2 seconds to call the cow ugly,but 2 hours later the cow is still crying -her feelings were hurt ! Please,readers, remember that when you feel tempted to say something hurtful to a person, esp. a friend. My conscience still bothers me about words I said decades ago …
You’re a prick.
I yelled “You’re ugly” at a pedestrian who jaywalked in front of my cab and flipped me off when I had to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting her. She said “Drop dead!” but you could tell she was upset.
Ha ha ha, I still like to think of it.
Why must we all be subjected to this “nattering”?
Wilson, you are a douchebag.
Surely the lesson of this comic is that it is actually *good* to upset others, for then you can eat delicious scab pie while listening to the lamentations of their livestock. I think Tony gas taught us a valuable lesson here.
They say cows that are treated nicely yield better meat. I think that’s why Kobe beef is so darn expensive. The pamper the fuck out of those cows.
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