PLACES AROUND MY HOUSE I CAN SHOTGUN A BEER

4 Responses to PLACES AROUND MY HOUSE I CAN SHOTGUN A BEER

1. Kevin says:

   November 1, 2012 at 6:56 am

   This comic is beautiful. I still shotgun beers by opening the bottom with a car key.

   The trick is to break the pressure at the top, but not actually open it. This prevents you from spilling half of it on your clothes and the ground. Then thrust the key into the bottom, and twist. Then drink and pop the top.

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   • TonyMillion says:

     November 4, 2012 at 1:27 am

     Poke a hole in the bottom and put your finger on it. Open the beer and drink. Lift finger off the hole and drink fast.

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     • Kevin says:

       November 13, 2012 at 8:06 am

       Maybe it’s just my drukeness by the time I get around to shotgunning that I shake up my beer too much. If I don’t let off a tiny bit of pressure first, the hole poke in the bottom sprays beer.

       Also, Miller Light (not the king of beers unfortunately) seems to be jumping on the shotgun bandwagon. I tried one at a friends house, they have a dimple in the top you can pop open with a key, and the normal pull tab. It works pretty effectively to transition beer from can to gut.

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2. John M. says:

   November 13, 2012 at 9:33 am

   If I am not able to drink a whole can of beer in one gulp, I just consider that a sign that I am not very thirsty. Or that my wife is in the room.

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