Maakies by Eric Kaplan from Lost Episode of DCrowShow

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  1. Nic Farra says:

    Insane Baboon!

    Silly Old Baboon by Spike Milligan

    There was a baboon
    Who one afternoon
    Said I think I will fly to the sun
    So with great palms
    Strapped to his arms
    He started his takeoff run

    Mile after mile
    He galloped in style
    But never once left the ground
    You’re going too slow said a passing crow
    Try reaching the speed of sound

    He put on a spurt
    My God how it hurt!
    Both the soles of his feet caught on fire
    As he went through a stream
    There were great clouds of steam
    But he never got any higher

    On and on through the night
    Both his knees caught alight
    Clouds of smoke billowed out of his rear!!!
    Quick to his aid
    Were the fire brigade
    They chased him for over a year

    Many moons passed by
    Did Baboon ever fly?
    Did he ever get to the sun?
    I’ve just heard today,
    He’s well on his way
    He’ll be passing through Acton at one.

    PS – well, what do you expect from a baboon?

  2. Paul Wilson says:

    This reminds me of the claymation film about Mark Twain’s space trip to meet Halley’s Comet. He claimed that, because he was born when Halley’s Comet was in the sky, he’d depart this world when it appeared again ! He did.
    Some of the film is based on certain inflammatory writings Mark Twain never had published, but were found among his papers after his death.

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