O, Paul Wilson, how I DESPISE thee!

Think of the last booger inside the tip of your nose. You think you’ve cleaned out the snots and then stuck to your finger or handkerchief out comes this sticky glutinous thing which gives way with a barely discernible snap, as if to say, “Here, don’t forget me! I am part of the booger mess that was inside your nose! I lingered, that we may exchange ideas!”
That last booger is Paul Wilson.


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87 Responses to O, Paul Wilson, how I DESPISE thee!

  1. jpdoucet says:

    Oh tosh! I shamefully admit that I am not cognizant on all things Maakie/Mr. T. (Millionaire), and therefore not aware of the heinous offenses committed by the reviled P. Wilson.

    Please, please do regale us here with all the lurid, juicy details so that we can all foam at the mouth in sympathy with you Tony.
    thank you!

  2. Nic Farra says:

    Wilson speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more than any man on the internet. His reasons are as two grains of wheat in a bushel of chaff; you shall search all day til you find them and when you have them they should not have been worth the search.

  3. TonyMillion says:

    I just deleted 10 comments awaiting approval, all from that stupid fuck, Wilson.

  4. Wilson Novitzki says:

    What’d I do?

  5. TonyMillion says:

    Wilson, stop posting your religious screeds in remote threads, I’ll only allow you in here, your personal shit cage. Go on the paper.

    • Paul Wilson says:

      I will post wherever it is relevant, Mr. Millionaire. Your best strips include “The Boston Tea Party” and the one where Drinkie and Unc.Gabby fly past Saturn with an angel. I also like “Billy Hazelnuts” and the steampunk robots.

  6. TonyMillion says:

    I’m moving this thread up, it’s important.

  7. Nic Farra says:

    “Explain strange humor, please.”
    -Japanese journalist to Kliban,
    quoted in Advanced Cartooning

    • Paul Wilson says:

      Kliban, now deceased, did “strange humor” and published it in some handsome paperbacks . After the family-friendly book on cats, he did NEVER EAT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD, WHACK YOUR PORCUPINE, TINY FOOTPRINTS, TWO GUYS FOOLING AROUND WITH THE MOON,and LUMINOUS ANIMALS.

      • TonyMillion says:

        What a genius you are, Wilson.

      • Nic Farra says:

        Also, it gets dark at night; and it takes much longer to get up north if you go the slow way.

      • Scrappy Beast says:

        Wilson, your comments are ripped from the pages of “Encyclopedia of Who Gives a Flying Fuck”. Take a note from Drinky Crow and blow your goddamn head off.

        • TonyMillion says:

          What welcome news it would be if I read in the paper about Wilson’s passing. I have to delete scores of his posts from the WordPress “waiting room.” He is so asinine I almost want to share them, but I will allow him to post only here. Maybe I can redirect all his garbage to this page, that we might better mock him.

    • John M. says:

      He was from Minneapolis, or at least lived here for quite a while. A lot (okay, four or five that I have seen) of bars used to have original Kliban drawings hanging on the walls, in the 70s and 80s. I don’t know whether he used them to pay his bar tabs. All of those bars are now gone.

  8. Lazalo LaMarr says:

    Refer wasisname here:

    although it is beyond him and his ilk…

  9. Steve says:

    I like the comedic dialogs between Wilson and our host.

  10. MRNUTTY says:

    It’s like some crazy time machine!

  11. NMmatt says:

    I know nothing about the guy, but strangely I am filled with rage. Let’s hit him with a pillowcase filled with doorknobs!

  12. Darren says:

    Ah, the Wilson Chronicles continue. Wait… that’s it! An HBO mini-series by the same (or similar) name. I expect it will be top-rated (at least, amongst this group).

    • Aaron says:

      I have gone blind and lost my sense of taste due the the foul whiskey I purchased from Wilson!

      • TonyMillion says:

        He is vile.

        • RedHarmony says:

          Please refer to this evil monster as Paul Wilson, otherwise it sounds as though you are slamming poor S. Clay, half dead in the hospital.

          • TonyMillion says:

            It’s pretty obvious that Paul Wilson is the bogus one here. Pay attention.
            I had not head about S. Clay being in the hospital again, he is a great inspiration to me. I told him that Uncle Gabby would never have existed had it not been for the CHeckered Demon. He smiled and said, “Yeah, do you want to buy one of these comics I made when I was 12? $100.” I said yes. I don’t collect, but that I collected.

          • Steve says:

            Are they related?

            I don’t mean to cast aspersions: Octavian was related to Caligula after all.

  13. Rick says:

    Paul Wilson is forcing me to bandwagon! I hate bandwagoning!

  14. TonyMillion says:

    I’ve decided to post Wilson’s posts here myself. Watch how awful and stupid he is:

    Paul Wilson
    Submitted on 2012/08/04 at 3:50 am
    As a fellow tourist back in the 70′s, I MUST ask the following:
    Did you see the Bat Cave?
    Did you see White City ?
    Did you walk down the incline?
    Did you take the elevator?
    Did you see the mirror smooth pools ?
    Did you hear of the Hall of 1000 lakes ?
    Did you see the entrance to the Deeper Cave ?

  15. Clyphe says:

    What just happened?…

    • Paul Wilson says:

      I happened ! I visited Carlsbad Caverns back about 40 years ago ! Hope you did or plan a trip soon. Be sure to have or rent a car: bus service is minimal to “White City”- if, after 40 years,it still exists.

  16. Corby says:

    So when you allow Wilson to go on the paper here in his Shit cage, these are the best nuggets he comes up with? At least we always get a more vivid grotesquery each time he annoys our host. And I’m pretty sure a man like Millionaire walks ‘up’ the incline, and through the miracle of beer actually created the first Hall of a 1000 Lakes, but I could be wrong.

  17. LAN3 says:

    I just dropped by because I wanted to see the Maakies Tattoos, and happened upon the comments thread, which begins with a puerile and irrelevant criticism by Paul Wilson. Thus our introduction and first impression, let me say that I believe I will tattoo some of the nautical Maakies artwork upon my skin for both my own pleasure and to spite Paul Wilson.

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