Think of the last booger inside the tip of your nose. You think you’ve cleaned out the snots and then stuck to your finger or handkerchief out comes this sticky glutinous thing which gives way with a barely discernible snap, as if to say, “Here, don’t forget me! I am part of the booger mess that was inside your nose! I lingered, that we may exchange ideas!”
That last booger is Paul Wilson.
WHAT A FUCKER!!!
Oh tosh! I shamefully admit that I am not cognizant on all things Maakie/Mr. T. (Millionaire), and therefore not aware of the heinous offenses committed by the reviled P. Wilson.
Please, please do regale us here with all the lurid, juicy details so that we can all foam at the mouth in sympathy with you Tony.
thank you!
Hey, you’re not Julie Doucet! What a rip!
Wilson is a dripping sack of fuckballs, that’s all you need to know about him. He’s a cunt in the worst ways you can imagine. Imagine a baby duck with a giant tapeworm dragging out of its ass as it pathetically waddles away, that’s Wilson. I hate you Wilson.
Plus I think he’s some kind of religious nut.
No wonder his post are so incoherent. He just got arrested again.
http://www.wrex.com/story/17006337/rockford-man-arrested-70-marijuana-plants-seized
Channel 13 uses stock footage of fake marijuana and toy handcuffs to illustrate Wilson’s arrest.
LMFAO, Tears.
Oy !
I’m not the nut who got arrested ~70 times, or even once. I am also not religious. Just opinionated. Spend a week with me and you’ll feel better about me.
All I need is 5 minutes with you and I’d feel great. You would dislike the experience.
What you deserve is for me to introduce myself under an assumed name and only after 20-30 minutes of highly mutually enjoyable chitchat do I reveal my true identity ! Boggle on your own time, Mr. Richman !
I would just start punching the air and spinning till the inevitable happened.
“… is a dripping sack of fuckballs…”
HAHAHAHA!!
Hell of a line! If I had a band, could we use it as the name of our new album?
In a mistaken attempt at fairness, I tried looking up “Deviant Arts”. Which one? There’s a bunch out there. I give up.
Maybe I should name the band “Dripping Sack of Fuckballs” and the debut album would be called “Paul Wilson”. yes?
Deviant Arts; Douchebag.
try “deviantart.com”
Try “FuckyouWilson.”
Wilson is still posting garbage on other threads. He’s really stupid. I’m deleting it. Wilson, please post here and I won’t delete you.
In yet another misplaced attempt at fairness, i try “deviantart.com” and find hundreds if not thousands of participants gathered there. Now if I had all day and night, etc… to sift through all that shit, maybe I could guess which deviant is PW.
So PW (hey that’ s double PU) be more specific.
(Tony insert your insult to PU here)
Thank you
Wilson is the stink that makes skunks stink.
The stink that makes skunks stink?
I am insulted, sir.
Yugh ! No record store would carry any album with such a title !
What’s a record store?
YOU ! When I was young, music and songs were recorded on vinyl records, and played on turn-tables with tone arms. The usual speed was 33rpm. . They tended to get needle scratch after some playings. Some were also recorded on
You putz.
Record stores sold vnyl 33rpm disks with grooves in them to be played on phonographs. They also phased in 4-track tapes and CDs.
Educate us, O foul smeller.
Please do not take Tony’s word for it about me ! Get to know me first !
Believe me Wilson. You are an ass.
You asked me to please show where I am in “DevArt”. Well, I was considering just that. You jumpstarted me.
I go by the codename “EmmetEarwax”. My buddies there are Jose-Ramiro, Cloudmonet and Eggplantm. I made a few enemies as well, if that’s any consolation !
Wilson speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more than any man on the internet. His reasons are as two grains of wheat in a bushel of chaff; you shall search all day til you find them and when you have them they should not have been worth the search.
Check me out on “Deviant Arts”. I leave it up to you to guess what my code name is, and when you peruse my “Favorites” gallery , you will have a cat-scan of my mind.
Typical Wilsonian response.
What a dick!
More like Deviant Farts, Film at 11.
As a mathematician, I can say that an “infinite ammount of nothing” can have any value. It depends on the route taken as a limit.
But, seriously, you mean that I talk a lot and convey nothing of value.
Caramba! It’s a paraphrase from the Merchant of Venice of Bassanio’s dry talk to the eponymous merchant, Antonio about an insensitive clod named Gratiano. sheesh…
Wilson is stupid.
That crack hardly qualifies as wall graffiti.
From now on, any further cracks at my expense will be met with a denial and a short statement of the facts.
I just deleted 10 comments awaiting approval, all from that stupid fuck, Wilson.
That you did ! Comments that you couldn’t disagree with ! You just want to make me look bad.
Make you look… never mind.
What’d I do?
Nothing as far as I can see. Your first name is the same as my last name.
Wilson, stop posting your religious screeds in remote threads, I’ll only allow you in here, your personal shit cage. Go on the paper.
I will post wherever it is relevant, Mr. Millionaire. Your best strips include “The Boston Tea Party” and the one where Drinkie and Unc.Gabby fly past Saturn with an angel. I also like “Billy Hazelnuts” and the steampunk robots.
I’m moving this thread up, it’s important.
“Explain strange humor, please.”
-Japanese journalist to Kliban,
quoted in Advanced Cartooning
Kliban, now deceased, did “strange humor” and published it in some handsome paperbacks . After the family-friendly book on cats, he did NEVER EAT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD, WHACK YOUR PORCUPINE, TINY FOOTPRINTS, TWO GUYS FOOLING AROUND WITH THE MOON,and LUMINOUS ANIMALS.
What a genius you are, Wilson.
Also, it gets dark at night; and it takes much longer to get up north if you go the slow way.
Wilson, your comments are ripped from the pages of “Encyclopedia of Who Gives a Flying Fuck”. Take a note from Drinky Crow and blow your goddamn head off.
What welcome news it would be if I read in the paper about Wilson’s passing. I have to delete scores of his posts from the WordPress “waiting room.” He is so asinine I almost want to share them, but I will allow him to post only here. Maybe I can redirect all his garbage to this page, that we might better mock him.
He was from Minneapolis, or at least lived here for quite a while. A lot (okay, four or five that I have seen) of bars used to have original Kliban drawings hanging on the walls, in the 70s and 80s. I don’t know whether he used them to pay his bar tabs. All of those bars are now gone.
Kliban was good, but -sometimes- he was insulting ! I decided not to buy his last book -about the tongue in Tunisia. It WAS his last book….
I just deleted a pile of pending posts by you, you prick.
It is now 11:45 p.m. I will now power down, get shaved, and retire to bed so I can get up and get ready to go to work tomorrow. I must prepare a college lab.
“How to be an Asshole.” Professor Fuck Wilson.
You live out west, sir.
“We’re out of kosher pickles.” That’s my favorite one.
I recall that one. What about the Turk ?ttttttttttttttttt
You suck.
Refer wasisname here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_Delusion
although it is beyond him and his ilk…
Anything he posts in another thread, I email back to him. He is Satanic.
Well, your reference is well taken, and it makes me angry. BUT because I agree with what it says, and that makes me angry – against the creationist hellfire preachers ! I have TRIED, but talking to these knucklewalking jokers is like talking to the White Cliffs of Dover !( composed of millions of gen. of foraminfera)
Jeez, the shitstorm never ends. . .
Not for you, douchebag. You bring it on yourself.
Never-ending…
STOP HUFFING MODEL GLUE!
Don’t stop! Don’t stop!
I like the comedic dialogs between Wilson and our host.
It’s like some crazy time machine!
I know nothing about the guy, but strangely I am filled with rage. Let’s hit him with a pillowcase filled with doorknobs!
You pre-judge me, as you know nothing about me.
It’s the American way.
Ah, the Wilson Chronicles continue. Wait… that’s it! An HBO mini-series by the same (or similar) name. I expect it will be top-rated (at least, amongst this group).
I have gone blind and lost my sense of taste due the the foul whiskey I purchased from Wilson!
He is vile.
Please refer to this evil monster as Paul Wilson, otherwise it sounds as though you are slamming poor S. Clay, half dead in the hospital.
It’s pretty obvious that Paul Wilson is the bogus one here. Pay attention.
I had not head about S. Clay being in the hospital again, he is a great inspiration to me. I told him that Uncle Gabby would never have existed had it not been for the CHeckered Demon. He smiled and said, “Yeah, do you want to buy one of these comics I made when I was 12? $100.” I said yes. I don’t collect, but that I collected.
Are they related?
I don’t mean to cast aspersions: Octavian was related to Caligula after all.
Paul Wilson is forcing me to bandwagon! I hate bandwagoning!
I’ve decided to post Wilson’s posts here myself. Watch how awful and stupid he is:
Paul Wilson
Submitted on 2012/08/04 at 3:50 am
As a fellow tourist back in the 70′s, I MUST ask the following:
Did you see the Bat Cave?
Did you see White City ?
Did you walk down the incline?
Did you take the elevator?
Did you see the mirror smooth pools ?
Did you hear of the Hall of 1000 lakes ?
Did you see the entrance to the Deeper Cave ?
What just happened?…
I happened ! I visited Carlsbad Caverns back about 40 years ago ! Hope you did or plan a trip soon. Be sure to have or rent a car: bus service is minimal to “White City”- if, after 40 years,it still exists.
What gutless drivel.
So when you allow Wilson to go on the paper here in his Shit cage, these are the best nuggets he comes up with? At least we always get a more vivid grotesquery each time he annoys our host. And I’m pretty sure a man like Millionaire walks ‘up’ the incline, and through the miracle of beer actually created the first Hall of a 1000 Lakes, but I could be wrong.
I just dropped by because I wanted to see the Maakies Tattoos, and happened upon the comments thread, which begins with a puerile and irrelevant criticism by Paul Wilson. Thus our introduction and first impression, let me say that I believe I will tattoo some of the nautical Maakies artwork upon my skin for both my own pleasure and to spite Paul Wilson.
Do it in the spirit of loathing. He is an abomination.