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I don’t know if this is true or not, but I’ve heard of really fat people flushing out their innards on airplanes as their fat creates a suction. I’ve also heard this can happen in swimming pools or hot tubes if you sit on a water vent. It’s a scary universe!
Naw, ain’t got nothing to do with fat, all jesting aside. My husband was a bag of bones wrapped in skin when he had an anal prolapse. The terlet bowl was filled with bright scarlet blood. Fucking scary.
Ugh, you made me search the Web for “anal prolapse”.
It IS disgusting. He called me into the bathroom saying “Do you think this is a problem?” The bowl looked like a gallon of scarlet red paint. I almost shit myself in shock.
Was it a problem?
Uh, according to some people, um, massive blood loss could be problematic.
And yes I think Brandt has a good idea, maybe someone could “bootleg” it if you don’t use it…
I’ll do it!
In slasher movies, the victims who suffer suddenly rabid blood loss often scream loudly in fear of their lives. This also indicates that loss of said blood is a problem.
Of course the victims in movies usually spurt fake blood and are not actually is distress.
Quick do the brain cartoon to change the subject….
I drink a half gallon of V8 or Trader Joe’s V8 substitute every day. I love that stuff.
Yes it was a problem. He had to get a mans finger up his ass because of my bitching. He had a real problem with that. End of story: I left him. Now he gets nagged by someone else. Problem solved for me.
Yuck! the official designation is “Rectal prolapse”, for info see:
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001132.htm
Could not find anything about spinal column prolapse. This is probably a Good Thing…
Okay, okay… enough with the rectal and the prolapse!
What I want to know is where are the stories dealing with Uncle Gabby’s brain? I remember buying the “figurine” (hard “g,” see Nicholson, Jack.. “Goin’ South”) and marvelling at the weirdness of the detachable brain. I want a story where “Brainy” climbs out of a semi-comatose Gabby and lays the hurt on a churlish Drinks. Is that so much to ask? Sheesh! Rectal prolapse…
Well, the comic does not deal with the subject of rectal prolapse, it’s spinal prolapse, which is much more serious. But I would love to do a brain one next week if I can think of something. That brain should have his own show.
See it to the Chinese coolies. Twice-flushed spinal column is a delicacy in some provinces.
What animal?
The same people who eat almost hatched ducklings, birds nests, and live monkey brains? Wonder what critter THAT comes from.