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21 Responses to DRINKY CROW!!!!!

  1. Random Interloper says:

    Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now.

  2. xfireslidex says:

    Tipple always goes well with le swanky nosh.

  3. Kevin says:

    As long as it gets you under the table, no use arguing about everybody’s journey there.

  4. Luke says:

    My Maakies collection is slowly growing. I like this strip best since a while. Thanks

  5. DadaHyena says:

    They found the booze AFTER the hallucinations were appearing?

    Interesting…maybe they swung by ‘Acid Island’ first!

    • Kevin says:

      Those hallucinations were the result of the DT’s.

    • TonyMillion says:

      You don’t have much experience with drinking, Dada. That’s good. They are not hallucinations, if you see hallucinations while drinking, GO TO AN EMERGENCY ROOM. They are spiritual beings leading Drinky Crow to the lost island.

      • John M. says:

        How come an emergency room? Why not just go to bed and wait until the next day? Spin it out, so to speak?

        • Kevin says:

          If you hallucinate on booze, you probably aren’t drinking booze.

        • TonyMillion says:

          That is a good idea actually. My friend Maury saw a snake fall out of the ceiling onto his stomach and called the detox. They said they were closed and that Maury should go to the all night store, buy two quarts of Budweiser and come in in the morning.

          • Kevin says:

            My fiance works in crisis care. When people come in looking for detox, if they can’t find a bed in a clinic. They can’t explicitly say “Go get booze and drink for your health”. But they will say, “You know what you need to do, come back tomorrow”.

          • TonyMillion says:

            Yes, Kevin, withdrawal can kill you.

  6. jpdoucet says:

    Now we’re talkin’ Theme Park possibilities here!

    Obviously the lily-livered poncifiers at mickey mouse world will not be backers, anyone else want in?

    Ground floor! You too can be a “Millionaire”!

  7. Steve says:

    Is it a bad thing, then, to be a poncified lily liver?

  8. toms outlet says:

    The Washington Times, a bastion of conservatism, argues against the power grab of the Environmental Protection Agency, and issues a plea to curb its power. It never once questions whether the EPA should exist at all. There is no enumerated power in the Constitution authorizing the Federal Government to have an EPA.

  9. Danny says:

    Suck the feces out of my rectum

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