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7 Responses to HOW TO EAT FOOD.

  1. MRNUTTY says:

    A suitable response eludes me, yet my bowels surge with the redolence of a haunch of Wilson and an ashtray bisque.

  2. Eric says:

    I’m newly motivated to stick with my CPAP mask!

  3. xfireslidex says:

    Honorable Master say: “Go to sleep with itchy ass, awaken with smelly finger.”

  4. How did you come up with that menu!?

    • Iyashu Q'gm'r says:

      Probably by scanning menus of fine restuarants.

      These two could not eat all this cuisine in a week, let alone one session. Only the bottle of ambrosia appeals to me, and -if one subs lamb chops for “mutton”…maybe.

      What they DID have is abomination, and I would not fault these 2 if they left at once, and never returned ! I have simple tastes.

      • TonyMillion says:

        Shut the fuck up, Wilson, you semen-dribbling chewed-off foreskin.

        • TonyMillion says:

          You are smelly and you need to wash yourself with hydrogen peroxide, Wilson. Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot that a silverfish will be demolished by hydrogen peroxide, etc.

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