7 year old CHECKMATES Dad!

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21 Responses to 7 year old CHECKMATES Dad!

  1. Jeff Flowers says:

    Nice photo. I would love to laugh but chess is the game I love to play while totally sucking at (I am a horrible chess player).

  2. TonyMillion says:

    I know how to move the pieces and I’m good at the end with traps, but I have no idea what I’m doing when it comes to strategy. Kids just want to kill you and move pawns into queens, they are bold. I don’t let Pearl win, but I do warn her when she makes big goofs. She’s great at miniature golf.

    • TonyMillion says:

      Sometimes we play suicide chess just to warm up and remember how the pieces move. You just move quickly into death traps and tell the opponent when you’re vulnerable, takes 5 minutes for a game, no winner.

  3. RubberCrutch says:

    Picture’s adorable. Never heard of suicide chess, but it sounds like a fine premise for your strip. The cast has the necessary experience.

  4. JP says:

    Has one of those chess pieces been censored? What kind of chess set are you playing with, with a 7 year old?

    • TonyMillion says:

      No, it’s just a glitch in the shitty Kodak. We play on a 12″ Superior Folding Wooden Magnetic Travel Chess Set w/ Fitted Insert. No penis Bishops.

  5. I love your concept of chess fraught with “death traps”. A five minute game is a standard kind of chess game, usually called “blitz”, and is quite a lot of fun.

    You alternate universe of chess reminds me of a guy I met at the Bavarian Gardens bar who claimed to be a chess whiz. He was on the high school team and was the best player, he said. We set up to play a game and, having white, I went to move first. “Wait black goes first,” he said. “No its white that goes first, literally everywhere.” “On our high school chess team, black always went first!” Finally, I let him go first, and then I quickly cleared him off the board.

  6. I am not sure, I think that was the guy who told me, during the game, that he was a “philosophizer.”

  7. Todd Alcott says:

    I’ve never won a game of chess, my son has been beating me fairly since he was five.

  8. david destin says:

    that picture is adorable. i was bitten by the chess bug after spending some time in jail for yelling at my room-mate. (long story). anyhoo, after awhile i read up on chess tactics, openings gambits and wotnot, and suckseeded in completely screwing up all future chess endeavors. i am now desperately unlearning everything so i can go back to winning half the time like the good old days.

    • TonyMillion says:

      I got thrown into drunk tank with a pal in Arizona when I was twenty. We had long hair, so we made a chess set from hairs and pieces of sculpted toilet paper. The guard said he was going to charge us with destruction of government property, the toilet paper.

  9. William says:

    Stalemate

  10. NMmatt says:

    Cute kid – you look like hell… Cheers!

  11. Nic Farra says:

    I play Mancala with my nine year old and Goats and Tigers with my ten year old. They’re both vicious.

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