I got thrown into drunk tank with a pal in Arizona when I was twenty. We had long hair, so we made a chess set from hairs and pieces of sculpted toilet paper. The guard said he was going to charge us with destruction of government property, the toilet paper.
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… and that, sir, sums government ownership of property up as succinctly as possible!
Don’t tea party me.
… and don’t you soc-dem OR lib-dem me! People are born free! Slavery is murder! Property is theft! Government is tyranny! Anarchy is liberty! Or did that mean you don’t want a tea party if there’s no beer?
Slavery is not that bad.
Oh yeah? Ever been murdered???
PBR is a task master but a fair one as massuhs go-
Bud is my master. Tastes like a milk shake. Cans ONLY.
Shit mate. You could still use the toilet paper after the game.
That would be what you would say when your opponent’s King is hopelessly cornered: “Shitmate.” Then your opponent would scowl and knock his king over so you could take it to use after doing a “poo.”