JAIL CHESS

I got thrown into drunk tank with a pal in Arizona when I was twenty. We had long hair, so we made a chess set from hairs and pieces of sculpted toilet paper. The guard said he was going to charge us with destruction of government property, the toilet paper.

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9 Responses to JAIL CHESS

  1. Nic Farra says:

    … and that, sir, sums government ownership of property up as succinctly as possible!

  2. Shit mate. You could still use the toilet paper after the game.

    • Goofy Gorilla says:

      That would be what you would say when your opponent’s King is hopelessly cornered: “Shitmate.” Then your opponent would scowl and knock his king over so you could take it to use after doing a “poo.”

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