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Also, cocks.
That’s exactly how I proposed to my wife.
I don’t recommend that.
Although I do recommend that the day after you’re married you shit on her coffee table. No matter what you do throughout the marriage, it will never be worse than that, (if you are a reasonable person normally.)
That would be a good tradition after the honey moon, everything else in the relationship would be chicken feed!
When I read “FLOOP” I thought it was an odd choice of poo onomatopoeia , when I said it out loud all was made clear.
I was about to type something similar…was expecting the Millionaire ‘ERMF’, but none was forthcoming.
For diarrhea, the best approximation I can come up with is “PLOOP!!! ploop ploop ploop ploop, SPLASH!!!! [groan!]”
It’s too long, admittedly. But for far too long printed cartoons have lacked an adequate standard term for the sound of massive diarrhea in progress. This is precisely the forum to solve this critical problem, and I think that as one of the most topically expert groups of sick fucks on the Net it is incumbent upon we Maakies fans to solve it!
Once I was at the zoo when an elephant dropped a giant turd the size of a 10-lb bag of flour onto the concrete floor, and at the time I noted the distinct FLOOP. So I lol’d when I read that.
The elephant was probably not proposing to anyone.
What an amazing coincidence! This cartoon came out right on the same day I had to stay home from work due to extreme squirts! Also, a day after we had a new toilet installed in our house! A new oblong-bowl toilet with–MORE ROOM FOR DIARRHEA WRITING!
If I had to take the day off every time I had the squirts there would be no Maakies.
Well thank Holy Shit that you don’t!
Did I use that “joke” before? I drugot about it.
I wish I could do that, it would be great at parties!
Mr. Millionaire, I kind of hate to suggest it, T.Ross being your best friend and all, but I think it might be time to start blocking comments from him. He is worse than a drunk.
Yes the time has come.