I LOVE DRIVING!

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16 Responses to I LOVE DRIVING!

  1. that1guy says:

    Okay, we need a “like” button here…

    If it’s any comfort, it’s no better in Torrance, Lawndale, Hawthorne, Carson, Redondo, Hermosa OR Manhattan Beaches.

    It’s worse in downtown LA since the backees usually are driving almighty big goddamn commercial trucks, so the drivers give less than a subatomic particle of paramecium shit about us mere mortals.

    • TonyMillion says:

      I just hate every other motherfucker on the road.

      • that1guy says:

        I do, too. However, some motherfuckers really go out of their way to turn the ambient hate all the way up to 11.

        My personal favorites are the goddamn fucking assholes who will zoom all the way up alongside a line of cars trying to exit & then try to cut in. (They always seem to be driving big, expensive cars or SUVs as well.) Nothing drives me into a screaming hebephrenic rage quite so rapidly.

    • TonyMillion says:

      I got in an 80 mph fight with some prick in a Mitsubishi last night on the Ventura Freeway. Tailgater, I slowed down to 65 on him, he got me with the high beams, then passed me. I hit the gas and played Let’s Drive At Exactly The Same Speed You Cocksucker for two miles. He was afraid of me because he could tell I wasn’t going to quit. Once we got close to 90 I pulled slowly into his lane, inches away. He moved over and got off the road. I am a crazy driver in my Passat wagon.
      HA HA HA FUCK THESE PEOPLE!!!

    • TonyMillion says:

      ‘Cause the free wind is blowin’ through your hair
      And the day surround your daylight there
      Seasons cryin’ no despair
      Alligator lizards in the air

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0d29s6GCc&feature=related

  2. Another reason to make comics!

  3. Ooooooooo… I luuuuv the Ventura 500! So many great drivers, so many death-defying moments… I know-oh-oh…0h-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…oh-oh-oh-oooohhh…
    HIT IT TONY!!

    • TonyMillion says:

      ‘Cause the free wind is blowin’ through your hair
      And the days surround your daylight there
      Seasons crying no despair
      Alligator lizards in the air, in the air

      Did di di di dit …

      Wishin’ on a falling star
      Waitin’ for the early train
      Sorry boy, but I’ve been hit by purple rain
      Aw, come on, Joe, you can always
      Change your name
      Thanks a lot, son, just the same

      Ventura Highway in the sunshine
      Where the days are longer
      The nights are stronger than moonshine
      You’re gonna go I know

      ‘Cause the free wind is blowin’ through your hair
      And the days surround your daylight there
      Seasons crying no despair
      Alligator lizards in the air, in the air

      Did di di di dit …

      • JLK says:

        You are f**king adorable! And old.:) So, my wonderful husband commissioned a personalized illustrated present by you for my “big” Christmas gift this year and I just want to thank you. I was taken by surprise, cried, did a little dance and made him happy. Happy New Year to you and your beautiful family of women!:) People of the MAAKIES website, give this man your money, it’s worth it!

  4. Rooster says:

    I would do also it but in my comic strips there is no sufficient space for real cars. I would have to begin to draw to real size

  5. schlimmerkerl says:

    Thanks for the great new word: “hebephrenic”.

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