MY DOCTOR IS GOING TO GIVE ME A NEW EARDRUM

I can’t hear well, he’s going to fix my one barely working ear.

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23 Responses to MY DOCTOR IS GOING TO GIVE ME A NEW EARDRUM

  1. X189player says:

    Wow! That is truly amazing!

  2. TonyMillion says:

    Unlike “NO DOCTORS,” I welcome the doctors.

  3. Gina Sigal says:

    Tony, I am very curious about this procedure. My husband (who loves Uncle Gabby btw) has hearing aids and is losing some hearing in one ear. What’s the procedure called? If you don’t mind talking about it, that is.

  4. TonyMillion says:

    It’s outpatient surgery. One in a thousand goes bad, and you’re deaf in that ear. That’s why they’re nervous to do it in my one good ear. The other ear was killed by measles when I was 5.
    Squeamish? It’s not so bad:
    http://www.handstable.com/graft_cable.htm

  5. that’s super amazing! i’m blind in one eye but there’s nothing that can be done. super cool that you’re doing this for yourself. i would be scared too, but i think i would be ok with those odds.

    • TonyMillion says:

      The odds are not so good for the doctor, because he’s done hundreds and hundreds as he says. A couple went bad and he completely deafened some people permanently. That’s got to make you feel bad, and then here come the lawyers.
      But the odds for me are terrific! Ha ha! Wheeee!

      • TonyMillion says:

        Wait, I don’t know if he ever deafened anyone. Odds are his failures were with people with 2 ears! Laws of probability!

  6. sheafo says:

    that is an amazing surgery. best of luck

  7. K. says:

    If you have your sideburn transplanted into your ear, wouldn’t that make it _harder_ to hear, what with the hair and all?

  8. Todd Alcott says:

    Now you’ll be able to hear what people say about you behind your back.

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