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20 Responses to CRABBY!

  1. Demophon says:

    Terrifying! The one with the waggly tale. How much is that… NOOO!

  2. RahneFan says:

    :D Love it

  3. apl says:

    so terrifying that i shat myself, i can’t stop shitting, shit is filling the room and the shit is up to my waist and rising. please send a shop vac and a coffin, it’s too late for me.

  4. Taylor says:

    Oh my gosh it is the horror oh nooooo! Also ships!

  5. Zowns! A three pager! Excellent horror story, the first time I heard that song was the final scene in Pink Flamingos!

  6. JT says:

    The middle part was also the basis for one of my all-time favorite Maakies, except the sounds involved were (IIRC) “Moon River” followed by Drinky Crow singing “Mairzy Doats.”

  7. Darren says:

    Tony, you’ve been a busy man of late !

  8. Pandy says:

    tony you made this joke already

  9. Ricky says:

    Where has this been published? The Art of You?

  10. that1guy says:

    Crabby frantically scuttles away from the existential supernatural horror, blissfully unaware that his tender, delicious abdomen is concurrently exposed to marauding predators. A better metaphor for our times is not possible.

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