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I went to OSX, a comics event in Oslo. The Norwegians were very nice, but the Finns were insane drunkards.
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This is a true fact. Spent a year in Russia, and for a couple months there was a group of Finns in the same dormitory. Only saw them sober once, and that was on the day they were due to depart.
So very true. My wife is Finnish, and she is best friend, lover and drinking buddy all rolled into one.
Finnish joke:
My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him. I asked
“Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina (60-70% Finnish brandy) mate?”
“No” he replied, “It’s whiskey – I’m working tomorrow.”
Is that, by any chance, the Hilpeä Hauki (Happy Pike) on Vaasankatu, in Kallio? If so, you found just the right Virgil to guide you to a favorite ground zero of insane drunkardom.
Jaloviina is 30-40% bad tasted poison. Even Finns can’t drink it. Most Finns drink beer or cider (not vodka), and there is 100 kind of ciders. Believe me. That Finnish joke is a dirty lie.