Here are some smutty comics.

They’re so dirty you have to click them.

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27 Responses to Here are some smutty comics.

  1. Jake B says:

    The level of smut here is outstanding!

  2. that1guy says:

    Agreed. That there was what you call your high-grade smut!

  3. Bristow says:

    Pretty smutty.

  4. Ted Davis says:

    quim quivering and pud puckering!

  5. Nic Farra says:

    A Maori and a Pakeha are sitting on a bus and the Pakeha sez “Maori-boy, Maori-boy, check this one out!” and taps an old lady on the shoulder and sez “Tickle your arse with a feather” and she sez “WHAT???” and the Pakeha sez “Particularly nasty weather” The old lady gets all embarrassed and gets off the bus.
    The Maori cracks up at this and when another old lady gets on the bus and sits in front of them, the Pakeha sez “Maori-boy, Maori-boy, give it a go!” and the Maori sez “Aw, nah cuz, I couldn’t” and the Pakeha sez “Yeah, yeah, course you can, go on, give it a go” So the Maori sez “OK bro” and taps the old lady on the shoulder.
    “Stick a feather up yo’ ass!”
    “Cunt of a day, eh?”

    • TonyMillion says:

      Hey, I heard that joke from an Irish kid in high school, but without the New Zealanders. The punchline was, “Looks like fuckin’ rain!”

    • TonyMillion says:

      Also, “Tickle your ass with a feather?” was meant to be a pick-up line, with “I said, looks like nasty weather!” as the cover-up if the gentle-woman turned hostile.

      • Wilson Novitzki says:

        I heard this joke once, but instead of a Maori it’s just an old bum, and he says to the woman “tear your cunt out with a meat hook?” and the woman says “WHAT???” and he says “I said it’s fuckin raining!”

  6. Jwbalsley says:

    So much smut I almost plotzed!

  7. Kelly O'Grady says:

    you doing comics for hustler now?

  8. K. says:

    Very definite Tiajuana Bible influence there. But the battle of the balls is all Tony. Brilliant.

  9. Bicoid Babe says:

    Smutty and hilarious! I especially thought the final panels of the third page were hilarious.

  10. David says:

    The details of the room aren’t drawn very well, the scenery is sparse.

  11. Darren says:

    Are Mr. Jinx and Uncle Gabby related?

    • TonyMillion says:

      Yes they are cousins but they have the same mother, a drunken Irish chimp with a mutated curly tail.

  12. sheafo says:

    as much as i love the ta tas, i am glad Mr. Gabbies beach schlong did not make an appearance

  13. prufrock says:

    This IS good-tasting smut! I shall raise my glass of Tree Frog® in salute!

  14. Doctor Realistical says:

    Ahh! Highly amusing and educational! I never realized what mysterious forces were at work inside our bodies!

    I can only wonder what goes on inside the insides of the “fairer sex”….

    (It should now be apparent that I am not a real doctor, even though I play one in the Maakies™/T. Millionaire™ comments bureau.)

    Thank you for keepin it unreal!

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