French Foreign Legion MAAKIES

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“I sent this to a friend’s dad who was a legionnaire, who exclaimed “Bullshit! But the drawing is good.”
——Kelly O’Grady

“Guess I’m the only one, but I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the history or fate of this mythological son of a midget. I dearly wish Mr. Millionaire would go back to drawing funny cartoons, like the one where the guy shits out “will you marry me?” on his girlfriend’s toilet bowl.”
——Jon Saulnier

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57 Responses to French Foreign Legion MAAKIES

  1. that1guy says:

    Will there be blood?

  2. Scott says:

    I would like to hear the tale of Klaus Santa

  3. Gil Smith says:

    I WOULD like to hear the story of Klaus Santa, and will repost this to make sure everyone else knows, too!

  4. bllyfstr says:

    Lots of carnage please.

  5. YES! PLEASE TELL ME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. James says:

    I would ALSO like to hear about the Falcons, Crocs, and midgets.

  7. David says:

    This saga must be continued! The suspense is too much to bear otherwise.

  8. Dr. O says:

    Definitely more! Love Drinky spouting pretty looking gibberish too.

  9. Taylor says:

    Yes, by all means, more – although the sheer obliterating orgasmic awesomeness of this opening salvo may prove hard to top.

  10. Alan Schenkel says:

    Sir, I would like to continue this fine thread, please and thank you.

  11. sheafo says:

    i am interested somewhat in the ongoing story of klaus santa, and the varied world of arabee, but much prefer comedic antics and zingy bottom quips.

  12. Olentzero says:

    I, too, am interested in the tale of Klaus Santa.

  13. Goofy Gorilla says:

    I have heard, but not the details exactly, that Klaus Santa, after his time in the Algiers, made his way through deepest Africa. After many dangerous adventures and several violent conflicts, through which Klaus Santa often barely escaped with even his life but never incurred doubt on his masculine power, he was found boarding a Dutch merchant ship out of Mozambique. Finding that he had more or less conquered African colonialism with his own brand of violence, Klaus Santa decided to make his way to Indonesia, where there were rumored new whaling grounds and exotic liquors.

    But, this was only something I heard, and I can’t remember the details.

  14. Justin says:

    This is great! More Klaus Santa and more Adolf Schreyer inspired cartoons, please.

  15. Edward Kaye says:

    Hah! That is quite mad, but also quite brilliant! More please :)

  16. Jerry Pine says:

    But let’s have Drinky Crow and Uncle Gabby get into the mix, eh mates?

  17. John M. says:

    I will add my croak to the chorus of folk! More Klaus and Kleas and whatnot. Blood, gore, etc! Drinking and insanity and atrocity and disease! War and beautiful drawings of agonizing death!

  18. Molly says:

    More Klaus and Kleas.

  19. I would like to hear more of the story of Klaus, son of Klaes

  20. K. says:

    Bring it on, Tony.

  21. Darren says:

    Perhaps some women wielding frying pans and rolling pins.
    Zis war is hell!

  22. Random Interloper says:

    Can we run the movie backwards after it’s done?

  23. Gabriel says:

    I too would like to hear the tale of Klaus Santa Son of Kleas, Son of Wachtel, King of the Midgets under the Mountain!
    I like your comic a whole bunch also!

  24. Eric S says:

    Yes, by all means, more!

  25. Pandy says:

    tell me more

  26. alex knapp says:

    yes, of course! incestuous midgets, maybe?

    • Pandy says:

      thats just a myth

      • TonyMillion says:

        They don’t cest? We ain’t talking about Little People, we’re talking about the race of midgets who work under the mountain mining for iron and other metals to make toys. Not to mention the occasional gold ore mother load or fat diamond to fund the Christmas project.

  27. Kelly O'Grady says:

    I sent this to a friends dad who was a legionnaire, who exclaimed “Bullshit! But the drawing is good.”

  28. Nic Farra says:

    The greatest first episode since “It was still snowing.”

  29. Bristow says:

    Only if there is to be an endless buffet of roasted beasts, barrels of red wine, and throngs of large breasted damsels sporting bearded clams for the victors.

  30. GG says:

    I’d like to leave the tale Klaus Santa limited to a single beautiful senseless strip. But still midgets and carnage are very welcome in the strips to come.

  31. RC says:

    What’s not to love about falcons, crocs, midgets, and a double ax weilding Klaus riding lightning bolts across the sky? Make it another strip. Make it a book. Sell me the film rights.

  32. Long-time reader, first-time commentor . . . .

    I’m too undercaffeinated to approach wit in my response, but count me among those who would like to see more of this story!

  33. Svenno says:

    Violence, midgets and french crocs. Throw in a few shots of whiskey and it’s last saturday all over again…

  34. dylan says:

    Yes, please.

  35. James says:

    Crocs riding camels and viking midget thunder kings from the sky?
    Yes, sir – I like it. More, please

  36. Travis says:


  37. Garry E. Miller says:

    I too would read more of Klaus Santa, Son of Wachtel, King of THE MIDGETS UNDER THE MOUNTAIN.Your endeavors are appreciated.

  38. Zack Mieth says:

    …. Oh… J.R.R Tolkien…

    I see.

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