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Where’s Pandy?
Pandy is next week!
War is over! Samichlaus Bier for everyone!
More rolling pin escape sequences por favor.
Though your anthropomorphic veggies are the best of all anthropomorphic veggies.
Stolen from the last page of The Magic Pudding.
They look so scared to be eaten. Had I been born in Klaus Santa’s universe, I should think I’d never eat one of the vegetables. They appear considerably more intelligent than our veg.
The cabbages especially…
I can’t use the name Pandy this week because the strip will be too full of anger. I’ll use it later in July. I love that name.
i think this storyline could make an awesome side story/novella, a la billy hazelnuts, but i much prefer tony’s more humorous offerings. thanx for the amusing “sub-text” (for a lack of a more cunning description for the mini strips) along with your epoc.
OK, Sheafo, back to the jokes!
Bottom strip.
The war is over so soon? But jokes we must have!
Jokes you’ll get, Pandy!
I tried the rum neti pot thing but all the rum stayed in my head.
i feel so sorry for you (?)
Hopefully the war with the hairlips of Suiholla will be covered in an later strip…
Oh! Good one.
Harelip?
There’s a spin-off here people… “Midgets Of The Corn”.
Stephen King’s been there before ya, fulla! March 77 issue of Penthouse.
Nic, SK first published “Children of the Corn” in said issue. I think *Midgets* of the Corn is indeed up Tony’s alley. Or Tim & Eric’s. It’s a new angle on a tired franchise: evil midgets in the cornfield….
Midgets qua midgets are ipso facto evil. I know. My cousin’s one.
Yeah, their creepy little whispering voices from behind the corn stalks rustling in the wind.
Imagine the terror when not one, not two, not a few, but a thousand midgets emerge and say,
“Follow the yellow brick road”.
AAAAaaaahhhhHHHHHH!!!!
Sizism.
Midgets are not evil, for fuck sakes! They work for Santa Klaus. They are his protectors, stronger than elves, and I’m talking about real elves, not Tolkein Sex Elves.
Doesn’t explain my cousin though, does it?
Wha??? LINK!
Thanks for following this up! I like the angry veggies
You need to do a follow-up strip set 10 yrs. later where a third of the surviving dwarf warriors are drunken and homeless.
sounds like tony’s niche (?)
I AIN’T GOT NO “NICHE,” SHEAFO!!!!
write and draw whatever you wish please, the gentleman who complained about midget fictional history can read “Archie” if he wants predictable and the same stuff all the time, not that a message written in shit is “the same” as all your other stuff.
Viva la Maakies!!!
I don’t write in shit, what are you talking about, Kufeldt???
Samichlaus Bier for everyone and 1/2 bottles for the midgets (of the corn)! Right, sheafo?
Don’t insult the midgets, they can drink man for man, and put you in your face drooling under the table.
Yes! I’ve partied with the midgets! They love the shots. Name a shot… any shot! AND… if you think you’re making time with some hottie, just watch a midget charm her away from you right underneath your drunken nose. They know what they’re doing.
Sizism matters!
You’re right about those midgets, Bristow, you turn your head for a second and there’s a drunken midget going after and getting what you thought was your midget pussy.
lol… dammit!
Wow… that was, ummm… brief.
I rather expected a “sweeping saga” that would have gone on for weeks/months.
I still think there is an opportunity to re-introduce the “woman army” and their formidable weaponry of frying pans and rolling pins.
But, alas, maybe I opinionate too soon… and perhaps I should not have had that second martini before responding.
Sigh…
Wish not want not. All suffering is caused by craving. It’s the first Noble Truth.
Is there an end to suffering?
PAN-DEE! PAN-DEE! PAN-DEE! PAN-DEE!!
Will Pandy be birthed under the auspices of Vicodin and beer and other select medicinals?
Uhhh…. yes?
That neti pot joke reminds me of stories i’ve heard of people actually inhaling beer.
Why Wachtels? What is it? It always comes back.
My good neighbor Dan Wachtel.
http://www.threeguysandatwelvepack.com/
Thank you kind sir.