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Hint#1. One is under his chin.
PS There are many.
It’s basically one large gynaecology ward in the shape of a lion
plus, “longfellow” is a euphemism for penis!
I have two questions:
1.) Why aren’t there more vaginas?
2.) Where can I purchase one? (the shirt…i’ve got a lock down on vagina.)
Seriously though, where can I get one of these?
They should have named it Labia Elementary.
24?
and a lion is a big PUSSYcat
So I guess if I can stick my dick in it…… it’s a vag!
How many words do I get? Okay… under the chin is probably the most anatomically correct. There are many, many, slit-like shapes that could pass for the promised land throughout… notably the cat’s paws. Even his eye could be mistaken for a vag if enough beers are consumed. I notice just in front of his left hind leg is a bikini-bottom clad vagina… if that counts. One notion that sticks out to me is the lion’s ear, which resembles the flowers Gerald Scarfe drew and animated for Pink Floyd’s The Wall.
My guess is: too many to count. Do I need therapy?
how many vaginas?
not enough, says i.
This game is too hard. I forget what they look like.
They used to be pretty.
Vaginas? I say there are none. Several vulvae may be apparent.
When are you going to make a vagina t-shirt with hidden lions for the rest of us?
You should be ASHAMED of yourself!….
Hang on, I got the emphasis all wrong. Let me try that again:
You SHOULD be ashamed of yourself. However, we’re all very proud of you.
Vaginas on your kid’s Elementary School shirt. What a sick, demented mutherfucker you are.
You said it ! This man with the unlikely name would see raw sexual organs in anything, just like Churchward saw the “prehistoric” word “mu” in every brick ! Mu was the supposed name of the primal continent where man was created and where he built his first cities, before colonizing the rest of the world.
What you see here is just a pic of the lion stationed at the NY Public Library.
“Mu” was the word for Africa?
Mu, according to Churchward, was a large continent occupying the south Pacific. In one day, this continent sank into the ocean taking with it ,millions of people. Only the colonies: Mayapan, Uighur, Atlantis… survived. Atlantis would later also sink in one day. Records were left on clay tablets preserved in nameless secret temples (and in unnamed Greek records), according to Churchward.
Survivors of the great sinking on the remnants of the continent sank into barbarism and cannibalism.
I’m gonna start carving in rocks for when California cracks off the continent. I should start storing dead human meat in freezers so I can sell it to the cannibals, and learn to speak barbar.
Why does an elementary school need Trajan?
Todd, what is Trajan?
Why can’t a “distinguished” elementary school use Trajan?
Tony, its the typeface on the bottom there. Its based on the inscription on the Trajan Column.
That typeface is called Tony Millionaireface. I made it up, it’s hand drawn.
Go you Edward Gorey monster face you!
OK, I see where my mind got it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trajan_(typeface)
So Todd, what’s wrong with Millio-Trajan for a school?
Nothing, if your elementary school is a horror movie that takes itself too seriously.
Plus, no vaginas.
Plenty of vaginas in the Trajan!
I was trying to avoid Engravers Gothic by putting curly points in the seraph, then stumbled into horror movies that take themselves seriously territory! It’s a jungle out there with the zombified fonts.
Well…, there’s ONE way to never be asked to do drawings for your kids school again…or to be asked to PTA meetings, for that matter
Are you crazy? Now all the ladies think I’m a sexy guy and know my way around a middle aged vagina. This shirt is gold, they’re putting it on the yearbook cover, vaginas and all.