Tony Maakies~ Budweiser is the KING OF BEERS!! Bow to your king.
Monday at 12:18am · Like · 5 people
Scott Libs~ Only pompous asshats who stick fingers up their ass to get to sleep at night drink microbrews. What about Lowenbrau? I remember seeing my folks drink it all the time, every bar had a sign out front, and that damn lion just plain looked badass. I wouldn’t fuck with the Lowenbrau Lion. Ever.
Monday at 1:20am · Like
M Otis Beard~ Hey Scott Libs; Go drink your shitbrew out of a big dick.
The reason Bud sucks is because of Prohibition. First it wiped out America’s brewing traditions, then it got people used to the idea that anything that didn’t make you go blind for more than fifteen minutes was “the good stuff.” By the time Prohibition ended, people were willing to drink damn near anything. . . and the only people who could afford to jump into the newly restarted market with both feet were big moneyed corporations who don’t give a shit about making BEER because they are focused on making MONEY instead. Bud and beers like it are made as quickly as possible with the cheapest possible ingredients (rice does not belong in any beer worth drinking).
If your palate is so unschooled that corporate piss-lager tastes good to you, then fine, stay that way if you wish. It’s no skin off my ass. . . but when you fuckers get uppity and start asserting that your post-Prohibition business-class dreck is actually BETTER than a good microbrew made from quality ingredients by people who actually care about making good beer, then it’s time for you to be told to shut the fuck up.
Monday at 1:54am · Like · 4 people
Scott Libs~ nobody read your post. you just wasted 10 minutes of your day that you’ll never get back. also, when your balls drop, you’ll understand why your betters drink domestics. if you want to be a picky bitch about taste, drink wine dipshit. leave us men to our beer.
Monday at 2:20am · Like · 2 people
Lliam Dominic~ you fuckasses need a lesson in whiskey
Monday at 2:25am · Like
Greg Bishop~ Is someone drinking around here?
Monday at 2:40am · Like
Tony Maakies~ This is not about wiskey, and it’s not about grassy, hemp-smelling “beer” that tastes like a shitty soup made out of horse feed. It’s about the King of Beers. Budweiser. I don’t care that the Belgiums “bought” it, it’s the same good sweet rice beer that you can drink 15 of and get good and drunk and still draw on. Budweiser is for good cartoonists. You drink it, see? You have taste tests at Breweries surrounded by barrels of hops and fucking yeast, you nancys. This beer comes out of a can, into your stomach. The can goes out the window of a fast car. Then you drink more and then you go fuck yourselves. Budweiser is the King. Don’t pansy foot about your hors doueveres tastey yum yum bran muffim soups. Drink Budweiser and shut the fuck up. And don’t bring Bud Light, I hate to tell all you firefighters and Policemen, but that beer has water in it.
Monday at 2:47am · Like · 4 people
M Otis Beard~ Tony, you and Scott should just stop all the posturing and preening and go ahead and put your tongues in each other’s asses now. There’s nothing wrong with being a homosexual, even if the two of you are exceedingly lurid and depraved specimens. . . you don’t have to hide it behind a lot of tough talk about bad-tasting blue-collar working man’s brew.
Since your veneer of heterosexuality seems to be slipping, may I recommend that you step up to a malt liquor in order to dull your inhibitions enough to finally get the hawt gay sex you crave so badly? 211 STEEL RESERVE would be a suitably masculine, low-brow choice. . . 211 is the police code for a robbery in progress, and it says STEEL right there on the can, so you guys can muffle your swish in gangster swagger as you make your way to the tea room or the hourly hot tub rental place or the 25-cent arcade with the glory hole or wherever it is you guys do your beer drinking.
Monday at 3:05am · Like
Tony Maakies~ Here’s what I think about your corporate-beer speech, T. Opus Beard. Take some horse manure “road apples” off a dirt path, roll them up with some chaff and some wet hay a pig has been sleeping on, rip open a cow’s four stomachs for the undigested grass and oats it’s been munching on, pour in a bucket of 1/3 hippy piss 1/3 hillbilly piss and 1/3 hillbilly hippy farmer piss. Brew in a big shiny brass pot with tubes sticking out. Pour the mess into specially designed flavor glasses on a bar with polyuerthaned wood, brass rails and green tinted lanterns, grow a goatee, put on a slick hipster shirt and pour that shit down your throat. Wait till firefighters, union boys, and sock monkeys come in with rocket-propelled grenades to blast your fucking heads off, steal your money and go to the supermarket for fresh cold cans of BUDWEISER, the King of Beers, watch them with your severed heads as they peel out on your wreckage, throwing empties out the window left and right.
Monday at 3:10am · Like · 1 person
M Otis Beard~ Tony, I’m having a hard time seeing your instructions in my head. Maybe if you drew me a diagram. . .
Monday at 3:14am · Unlike · 2 people