YIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE!!! I am OFF THE HOOK! And I don’t mean, like, super spicy or cool, I mean I’m off da hook for da murder of a baby Libyan girl!

First read this, click for larger:

Yes, it was the infamous La Belle discothèque bombing in Berlin 1986. President Reagan saw my horrified expression on the cover of the Washington Post and in his raging empathy for me he organized the attacks on Libya which killed Colonel Gaddafi’s adopted 6-month old daughter, Hanna! I was saddened to be mixed up in this tragic squabble.
HOWEVER, my good friend TODD ALCOTT recently sent me this article which ABSOLVES ME from some of my guilt a little!

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2088074,00.html

SHE’S ALIVE!!!

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19 Responses to YIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE!!! I am OFF THE HOOK! And I don’t mean, like, super spicy or cool, I mean I’m off da hook for da murder of a baby Libyan girl!

  1. Darren says:

    You can’t make this stuff up!
    Or, can you?
    ;-)

  2. K. says:

    So, was it you on that grassy knoll?

  3. Plaxico Bel Geddes says:

    There’s nothing like assurances from Swiss Intelligence that both the CIA and Islamic terrorists have competing and equally compelling/doubtful spins on real and/or imagined events- like a swig of Applejack and a Tylenol, I know I sleep better knowing what’s what-

  4. biff says:

    Tony are you for fucking serious. Did you really photobomb/troll the global news in regards to a major terrorist attack? If true that is pretty badass.

    I dug up the image on the AP Image website btw. Please tell me you ain’t lyin.

    http://tinyurl.com/3h55ak3

    • TonyMillion says:

      Yes, I was coming home from a party in Berlin with a carload of friends. It was completely accidental. I guess by the time the reporters got there, I was the best thing to photograph. I remember picking up a giant piece of plaster and screaming “She’s under there! SALLY!!” The Berliner Morgenpost wrote, “His wife Sally danced, as the bomb detonated.” I don’t know how they got my name as “Serviceman Anthony Richardson.”

    • TonyMillion says:

      Hey that link doesn’t work unless I sign up. Can you post the photo? I’d love to get an image of the Washington Post from that day. Weird thing is, they airbrushed my nose in the Boston Herald to make me look prettier.

  5. gruff says:

    That’s one hell of a jig you’re doing in that pic.

  6. Lou Copeland says:

    We still hold you responsible for Chernobyl, The Gulf War, and the death of Natalie Wood.

  7. jwbalsley says:

    It’s a small and crazy place this earth!

  8. Holy crap. That is one helluva story…

  9. Cal Callins says:

    What is really appalling in this episode is how lax the newspapers were at verifying the facts of this incident. I can only wonder at how much of what we see in the `news` media is simply not so. . .

    keep on truckin`

  10. Stefan says:

    Under duress Frank was operating franklee for the highest bidder in both foreign and domestic case logic. Under the Hijacking codes of honor among thieves he was the better of the lot pointing out the shootist of teh Congresswoman’s daughter, and although he did leave a trail of 35 bodies on the aircraft , he made sure all teh other passengers got to their destinations and teh nuclear shipments stayed out of the hands of the Thompson twins, I gather.

  11. leo from Chicago says:

    More like ‘Total besoffen’.

  12. An outstanding share! I have just forwarded this onto a co-worker who had been conducting a little
    research on this. And he actually bought me dinner due to the fact that I stumbled upon it for him…

    lol. So let me reword this…. Thank YOU for the meal!! But yeah,
    thanks for spending time to discuss this matter here on your internet site.

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